...and yet, so far.
It has taken 8 months to drain this bad boy. I want to get rid of this tub so badly and free up the kitchen space. Alas, there is still a quarter inch of hot sauce to consume. It is driving me crazy. I've taken to storing this on the kitchen counter to encourage use.
Dave makes a quesadilla. I suggest: "Don't you want to dip that in hot sauce?"
Dave gets a bowl of ice cream. I point out: "Magic shell seems a bit childish. I think a real man would top his ice cream with Franks!"
No matter how much we pour out this last quarter inch will not deplete. I think this is some sort of magic tub of hot sauce with the ability to re-produce. Maybe I could sell it on ebay? I might just have to throw it away...but I don't take defeat lightly.
5 comments:
Just drink it all in one shot or dare Dave to do it. Take that Frank!
Oh that makes my mouth water. :)
Um, this may seem obvious but have you entertained the possibility of putting it into a smaller container? I'm "consolidating" all of the time, especially at mom and dads. In fact, I think I am the ONLY ONE who does it at 655 Emporia. This along with replentishing the "snack mix" should really warrant an allowance but I am too embarrassed to ask.
Try it, either that or use it in a recipe. Did Bear Creek, Baseline Jrs. High, Fairview H.S. and finally "the BYU" teach you nothing???
i'm with amanda. this sounds like a dave challenge to me. way more macho than carrying all the groceries inside in one trip!
my insides hurt from looking at how much is gone!
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