...and yet, so far.
It has taken 8 months to drain this bad boy. I want to get rid of this tub so badly and free up the kitchen space. Alas, there is still a quarter inch of hot sauce to consume. It is driving me crazy. I've taken to storing this on the kitchen counter to encourage use.
Dave makes a quesadilla. I suggest: "Don't you want to dip that in hot sauce?"
Dave gets a bowl of ice cream. I point out: "Magic shell seems a bit childish. I think a real man would top his ice cream with Franks!"
No matter how much we pour out this last quarter inch will not deplete. I think this is some sort of magic tub of hot sauce with the ability to re-produce. Maybe I could sell it on ebay? I might just have to throw it away...but I don't take defeat lightly.