Me: Hey, I'm going to go upstairs and take a shower.

C: (anguished sob) Mom! Why did you tell me that?! Now that I know you're going to be upstairs, I'll be scared to be alone down here. You shouldn't have told me that!


Me: Okay. I guess I'm going to be... in the kitchen... for a while.

C: Okay.

(I leave and take my shower. C is fine.)


Yah Yah said...

Wait a minute, I thought we were past this? Is this a result of the playground bully?

di said...

i wish that my kindergarten would be a little more into mommy. abe rarely even kisses me goodbye.

Lindsey said...

That's so funny.

carrie said...

oh little C. that is so hilarious.