A Recent Conversation
C: Mom, how do the people on the bottom of the world stay on? Why don’t they fall off?
Me (stalling for a good answer): Did you know people used to think the world was flat? Do you know who discovered the world was round?
Me: No... God actually invented the world, so he already knew it was round.
C: Oh I know! I know! A GIANT ARMY OF BABIES!
Me (to myself): Yeah, we can definitely wait another year before putting him in kindergarten.