8.29.2008

Things I wonder about

here are just a few:

  • What if the hokey poky IS what it is all about [I stole this from a bumper sticker]
  • How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck?
  • What exactly is a satchel? [my mom has many but no one else I know has any]
  • Does anyone really like the taste of Girls Scout Cookies or do we all buy them out of habit and a sense of guilt?
  • Did the singer who "they tried to make go to rehab" ever "go, go, go"?
  • Is the answer "I've always known it" a viable and reputable answer to the question "How do you know that?"
  • Why do people trying to learn about the Mormon religion turn to anti-Mormon literature?
  • Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways?
  • Is knowing "who killed Jeane Bennet" a requirement at the pearly gates to get into heaven?
  • Speaking of heaven, who came up with the idea that angels have WINGS?
  • Are people who say they "love their job" just trying to make the rest of us feel like crap?
  • Is there a job that pays in individual to exercise, bake, and read books?
  • Why do we tip people for doing their job? Shouldn't I get tipped if a tax return I prepare results in a refund?
  • When exactly did "thongs" become "flip flops"? [in Hawaii they are referred to as slippers]
  • Is the guy on first base [Who] from Whoville in "The Grinch Stole Xmas"?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have taught Primary for years and most of the kids LOVE thin mints and second the shortbread ones. Others like the ones with chocolate and peanut butter. I personally only like the shortbread. AND how can you turn down a cute little girl scout selling cookies???

P.S. I don't know what I would do WITHOUT my satchels, especially to haul the tons of stuff I take to teach my Primary class.

Mom said...

BTW I am the anonymous above. Since Sara and her cute little munchkins have been here for several glorious weeks, I haven't had time to post, so I forgot how......

Mom said...

BTW I am the anonymous above. Since Sara and her cute little munchkins have been here for several glorious weeks, I haven't had time to post, so I forgot how......

carrie said...

i know.

i hate people who love their jobs.

sara said...

apparently janice holmstead calls flip flops THONGS too. you should form a club or something.

don't you love it when you think you have a bunch of comments on a post and they are all the same comment from mom? it's her blog version of leaving the EXACT SAME MESSAGE on every phone number you have. work... home... cell...

ah nana. you are so cute.

Yah Yah said...

SARA, you are hilarious b/c I totally agree. Especially when they are the exact same comment. It is okay though, I rarely solicate comments, my posts just aren't up to par.

So any close date in sight? How are the palmer digs? do the kiddos start school tomorrow? i'll be praying for Calder man. I hope he eats kindergarten up like he laps up those oreo shakees.

Mark said...

I love my job, and Girl Scout cookies, can we still be friends?